Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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