Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
