I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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