question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Barsexuality is the new black.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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