his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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