Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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