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(954): View more from Florida

What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?

(904): View more from Florida

Both

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(404): View more from Georgia

Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial

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(612): View more from Minnesota

if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry

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(360): View more from Washington

on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?

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(248): View more from Michigan

Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?

(1-248): View more from Michigan

Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.

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(775): View more from Nevada

she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward

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(708): View more from Illinois

this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick

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(719): View more from Colorado

No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.

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(509): View more from Washington

Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups

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