It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
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I need you to use more vowels.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
its liver damage thursday
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