No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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