there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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