oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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