Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
no you cant smoke seaweed
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
NoShamevember. You game?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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