careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize