I wish you could order shots online.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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