Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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