Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
