Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
