Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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