Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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