he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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