He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
