Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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