Do vagina's smell?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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