I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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