I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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