Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Randomize