So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
You were trust falling into bushes
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