are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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