im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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