my mouth tastes like poor choices
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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