we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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