Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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