she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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