Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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