she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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