where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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