he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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