What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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