do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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