tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
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