Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
