so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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