Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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