i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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