It's Friday. Sex?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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