Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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