Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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