I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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