How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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