Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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