Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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