I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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