Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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