Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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