Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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