Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
no more duck duck goose at the bar
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm getting married
To pizza
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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