I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Randomize
