What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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