The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
After tacos, we're chasing women.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
